I am a 31 year old guy living in the suburbs. I have a job. It pays well. Sometimes I wear a tie.
I am married to Wifey and have two sons, Lil’ Man and King. I have a mortgage, credit card, bills, and a big tv. I drive an SUV. Sports are great (haven’t been to a live event in over a year!).
I love quoting movies. However, I am married and have kids, so I can’t give a good quote from a movie that anyone born after 1985 has actually seen. We actually have a few secretaries who have not seen Airplane, Godfather, Caddyshack or Ghostbusters. These kids think Kevin Smith is old!
Did I mention I have a big tv?

