(disclaimer – I’m a lawyer, but not a litigator) Personal injury attorneys are the pond scum of our profession. Attorney Alan Barry of Connecticut is the King Bottomfeeder of the Day. Why? I’m glad you asked.
Mr. Barry is representing Vinicios Robacher. A fine and attentive scholar from Danbury, CT. Master Robacher, 15, is suing the city of Danbury, CT for “very severe injuries to his left eardrum” because his teacher woke him up while he was sleeping in class!! See the article here and here. This spoiled rotten punk has huge fucking balls.
So what does this have to do with his parents? They created this fucking little monster. What parent in their right mind would allow their kid to sue their city/school/teacher because the kid was sleeping in class? I’d understand if the kid was molested by a teacher (and it better be a male teacher and not a hot chick) or shot by a janitor going postal. Your kid was sleeping and got caught. If he was playing hooky and got hit by a car when he jumped the school fence and broke his ankle, I’d bet the school be at fault too! You all did a great job raising young Vinicios. I’d recommend you pat yourselves on the back, but I’m afraid you’d sue me for pulling a muscle.
