Damn it’s late!

Hello. I know it’s late. This is when I get my “me” time. My 2+ year old son (the greatest kid in the world, trust me you’d think so too if you met him) finally went to bed after a night of baseball, milk, and mac and cheese. Wifey, 9 months and 13? days pregnant (she’s due Monday!) finally passed out after endless backrubs and trips to the bathroom during the commercials a Bridezilla/House Hunters/whatever the fuck is on We! marathon (fuckin’ DVR).

Just flipped on HBO. Damn Sonya Walger’s got great tits! It’s a shame she always plays an uptight bitch. Makes me wonder how good I really have it. I mean are most wives that mental? Check out Mind of a Married Man (funny) and Tell Me You Love Me (boring) for some examples. But those tits!

Finally, watched SNL from last week. Oh Chevy you had me at “not” but lost me when the rust shows! I love ya man, but not since Christmas Vacation.

For the record, Ann Coulter has finally lost her marbles! I hate that bitch. The fact that she pisses me off, well pisses me off.

At the rate the season is heading, Notre Dame will finally be in the Big 10 (as in 1-11).

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